I’m debating swapping my brain out for a new one

I’ve had this one for 27 years now

And it keeps breaking down

I think it may have reached the end of its life

Although, it’s never been great 

I think there were some faults in the wiring

From the start

And then it endured some major damage 

In its first few years 

Not a great model, I’d say

I don’t recommend 

Maybe I’ll ask Steve where he got his

He’s great at conversations

And handling stress

Although

He does have a weird relationship with exercise 

And an ego the size of England 

Hmm

Maybe I’ll ask Greg

He has a great relationship with exercise 

And alcohol 

And food

And work

But 

He’s impossible to talk to

Oh! 

Maybe I’ll ask Ava where she got hers!

She has an incredible social battery

And so many hobbies

And she’s so ambitious 

She is a bit anxious 

But I can handle that

Yes, I’ll get what she has

And then I’ll list mine

On Facebook Marketplace 

For £1

“Brain, 1998 model

A few issues here and there

Mostly functional

Not great at parties

Zero stress tolerance 

Extremely humble, sometimes to a fault

But not too faulty!

Will occasionally get a burst of energy

And do something interesting 

People pleaser

Memory issues

Open to offers.”